“Don’t get me wrong, I am always trying to be healthier. Right now I’m barre-class crazy, and I took five Physique 57 classes in New York when I was visiting last week. It’s so hard, and I love the stretching, because I am very wooden and inflexible, like a nutcracker. I also find it competitively exhilarating to be in the same class with some of the most toned, Type-A, Manhattan hot girls. They do not fuck around, and being near their sinewy selves makes me feel like I have my life together.”
I snort-laughed when I read this, because I can 100 percent relate to everything she writes in both that paragraph and the entire piece, which is a total gem. Read it–and giggle along with me–right here.